Party with the Stars

Party with the Stars: Justin Lee Anderson

Have you ever wondered what might happen if you could throw a party of your choice and not only could you invite your MC(s) but other literary figures as well? In this feature, I ask you to imagine exactly that scenario and some more. Meet Justin Lee Anderson and let’s get the party started!

Justin Lee Anderson Party With the Stars invitation
The Host
aka The Author
Justin Lee Anderson

Justin spent 15 years as a professional writer and editor before his debut novel, Carpet Diem, was published in 2015. It became a best-seller and won a 2018 Audie award. His second book, The Lost War, was shortlisted in the 2019 Booknest Awards and is a finalist in the 2020 SPFBO competition.

Since 2018 he has been writing full time, alongside working on scripts with his wife, Juliet, who he met through a BBC scriptwriting contest.

The Main Guest(s)
aka The MC(s)

Aranok: King’s envoy and draoidh (mage). He’s a little arrogant, a little dark, and a little funny.

Allandria: Aranok’s bodyguard and lover. She’s smart, calm, snarky and a voice of sanity.

Nirea: Sailor and ex-pirate. She’s confident, risky, assured, and likes rum.

Glorbad: Soldier. He’s loud, brash, loyal, and always has a hip flask. Life of the party.

Meristan: Monk. He’s thoughtful, eloquent, gentle, but riddled with self-doubt.

Samily: Holy knight, raised by Meristan. She’s devout, caring and socially awkward, but cuts to the heart of matters.

Vastin: Teenage blacksmith. Kind, but shy and awkward. Feels a bit out of his depth. May have a crush on Samily.

Special Guest(s)

Logen Ninefingers and his crew. The drinking would go well. The fighting would be more likely.

The Entertainment

The Main Attraction

It’s your basic piss up in a pub. Nobody’s got time to plan anything fancy, and most of them couldn’t be arsed with anything more fancy anyway. As long as there’s booze, it’ll be grand. The occasion is… it’s Saturday.

Aranok might be convinced to perform some magic after enough whisky. There is always the slight risk of setting something on fire, though.

The Music

The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn by The Pogues

A riotous drinking tune with a story about the aftermath of war and the mess it makes of the people who survive it.

In My Father’s House by Eric Bibb

My favourite living blues artist. Live, this tune blows the roof off. Bibb is deeply religious, and I think the message nicely relates to Meristan and Samily.

Long Road to Ruin by the Foo Fighters

Great band, great tune. The characters are travelling a long road, “Running through hell, heaven can wait.” And I love the satirical humour the Foos put in everything, like this video.

Screaming at the Wailing Wall by Flogging Molly

Another cracking drinking tune that would have Allandria dancing and represents some of Aranok’s views on religion, politics and war.

I Could Build You a Tower by Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

I can see the guys all drunkenly singing along to this at the end of the night. A beautiful tune by an underrated artist about the horror and futility of violence, and how our inability to communicate is often the problem.

The Party
aka Who Let the MC(s) Loose?

Aranok would probably stay fairly quiet and drink himself sober. Allandria would drink and dance, and enjoy herself, but keeping half an eye on Aranok and trying to get him to have some fun. Nirea and Glorbad would try to drink each other under the table. They’d both end up under the table. Meristan would sip whisky all night and become philosophical. Samily would try to limit her drinking without looking like she was limiting it, so as not to suffer the headache in the morning. Vastin would try to keep up with the adults and end up vomiting out the back of the pub.

Justin Lee Anderson’s Finalist novel is The Lost War advanced to the Finals by BookNest.eu. You can connect with the author here:

To read about more parties and to follow our process in the SPFBO 6 Finals, please visit my SPFBO 6 Finals page!

Excerpt from, The Lost War by Justin Lee Anderson

CHAPTER 1

Fuck.

The boy was going to get himself killed.

“Back off!”

Aranok put down his drink, leaned back and rubbed his dusty, mottled brown hands across his face and behind his neck. He was tired and sore. He wanted to sit here with Allandria, drink beer, take a hot bath, collapse into a soft, clean bed and feel her skin against his. The last thing he wanted was a fight. Not here.

They’d made it back to Haven. This was their territory, the new capital of Eidyn, the safest place in the kingdom – for what that was worth. He’d done enough fighting, enough killing. His shoulders ached and his back was stiff. He looked up at the darkening sky, spectacularly lit with pinks and oranges.

The wooden balcony of the Chain Pier Tavern jutted out over the main door along the front length of the building. Aranok had thought it an optimistic idea by the landlord, considering Eidyn’s usual weather, but there were about thirty patrons overlooking the main square with their beers, wines and whiskies.

Allandria looked at him from across the table, chin resting on her hand. He met her deep brown eyes, pleading with her to give him another option. She looked down at the boy arguing with the two thugs in front of the blacksmith’s forge, then back at him. She shrugged, resigned, and tied back her hair.

Bollocks.

Aranok knocked back the last of his beer and clunked the empty tankard back on the table. As Allandria reached for her bow, he signalled to the serving girl.

“Two more,” he gestured to their drinks, “I’ll be back in a minute.”

The girl furrowed her brow, confused.

He stood abruptly to overcome the indolence of his muscles. The chair clattered against the wooden deck, drawing some attention. Aranok was used to being eyed with suspicion, but it still rankled. If they knew what they owed him – owed both of them… 

He leaned on the bannister, feeling the splintered, weather-beaten wood under his palms; breathing in the smoky, sweaty smell of the bar. Funny how welcome those odours were; he’d been away for so long. He vaulted into the air with a grunt, said “gaoth” and gently cushioned his landing with a burst of air. Some of the drinkers who had spilled out the front of the inn turned their heads. He breathed deeply, stretching his arms, steeling himself as he passed the newly constructed stone well – one of many, he assumed, since the population had probably doubled recently. A lot of eyes were on him now. Maybe that was a good thing. Maybe they needed to see this.

As he approached the forge, Aranok sized up his task. One of the men was big, carrying a large, well-used sword. A club hung from his belt, but he looked slow and cumbersome; more a butcher than a soldier. The other was sleek though – wiry. There was something rat-like about him. He stood well-balanced on the balls of his feet, dagger twitching eagerly. A thief most likely. Released from prison and pressed into the king’s service? Surely not. Hells. Were they really this short of men? Was this what they’d bought with their blood?

“You’ve got the count of three to drop your weapons and move,” the fat one wheezed. “King’s orders.”

“Go to Hell!” The boy’s voice cracked. He backed a few steps towards the door. He couldn’t be more than fifteen, defending his father’s business with a pair of swords he’d probably made himself. His stance was clumsy, but he knew how to hold them. He’d had some training, if not any actual experience. Enough to make him think he could fight, not enough to win.

The rat rocked on his feet, the fingertips of his right hand frantically rubbing together. Any town guard could resolve this without blood. If it was just the fat one, he might manage it. But this man was dangerous.

Now or never.

“Can I help?” Aranok asked, loud enough for the whole square to hear.

All three swung to look at him. The thief’s eyes ran him up and down. Aranok watched him instinctively look for pockets, coin purses, weapons – assess how quickly Aranok would move. He trusted the rat would underestimate him.

“Back away, draoidh!” snarled the butcher. The runes inscribed in Aranok’s leather armour made it clear to anyone with even a passing awareness of magic what he was. Draoidh was generally spat as an insult, rarely welcoming. He understood the fear. People weren’t comfortable with someone who could do things they couldn’t. He only wore the armour when he knew it might be necessary. He couldn’t remember the last day he’d gone without it.

“This is king’s business. We’ve got a warrant,” grunted the big man.

“May I see it?” Aranok asked calmly.

“I said piss off.” He was getting tetchy now. Aranok began to wonder if he might have made things worse. It wouldn’t be the first time.

He took a gentle step towards the man, palms open in a gesture of peace.

The rat smiled a confident grin, showing him the curved blade as if it were a jewel for sale. Aranok smiled pleasantly back at him and gestured to the balcony. The thief’s face confirmed he was looking at the point of Allandria’s arrow.

“Shit,” the rat hissed. “Cargill. Cargill!”

“What?” Cargill barked grumpily back at him. The thief mimicked Aranok’s gesture and the fat man also looked up. He spun around to face Aranok, raising his sword – half in threat, half in defence. Nobody likes an arrow trained on them. The boy took another step back – probably unsure who was on his side, if anyone.

“You’ll swing for this,” Cargill growled. “We’ve got orders from the king. Confiscate the stock of any business that can’t pay taxes. The boy owes!”

“Surely his father owes?” Aranok asked.

“No, sir,” the boy said quietly. “Father’s dead. The war.”

Aranok felt the words in his chest. “Your mother?”

The boy shook his head. His lips trembled until he pressed them together.

Damn it.

Aranok had seen a lot of death. He’d held friends as they bled out, watching their eyes turn dark, he’d stumbled over their mangled bodies, fighting for his life. Sometimes they cried out, or whimpered as he passed – clinging desperately to the notion they could still see tomorrow.

Bile rose in his gullet. He turned back to Cargill. Now it was a fight.

“If you close his business, how do you propose he pays his taxes?” he asked, barely maintaining an even tone.

“I don’t know,” the thug answered. “Ask the king.”

Aranok looked up the rocky crag towards Greytoun Castle. Rising out of the middle of Haven, it cast a shadow over half the town.

“I will,” he replied quietly.

There was a hiss of air and a thud to Aranok’s right. He turned to see an arrow embedded in the ground at the thief’s feet. He must have crept a little closer than Allandria liked. The rat was lucky she’d given him a warning shot. Many didn’t know she was there until they were dead. Eyes wide, he sidled back under the small canopy at the front of the forge.

Cargill fired into life. “I’ll cut your fucking head off right now if you don’t walk away!” he bellowed, brandishing his sword high. His bravado was fragile though. He didn’t know what Aranok could do – what his draoidh skill was. Aranok enjoyed the thought that, if he did, he’d only be more scared.

“Allandria!” he called over his shoulder.

“Aranok?” she answered.

“This gentleman says he’s going to cut my head off.”

“Already?” she laughed. “We just got here.”

All eyes were on them now. The tavern was silent, the crowd an audience. People were flooding out into the square, drinks still in hand. Others stood in shop doors, careful not to stray too far from safety. Windows filled with shadows.

Cargill’s bravado disappeared in the half-light. “You… you’re… we’re on the same side!”

“Can’t say I’m on the side of stealing from orphans,” Aranok answered, staring hard into his eyes. Fear had taken him.

“We’ve got a warrant,” the fat man begged. He pulled a crumpled mess from his belt and waved it like a flag of surrender. Now he was keen to do the paperwork.

Perhaps they’d get out of this without a fight after all. Unusually, he was grateful for the embellishments of legend. He’d once heard a story about himself, in a Leet tavern, in which he killed three demons on his own. The downside was that every braggart and mercenary in the kingdom fancied a shot at him, which was why he tended to travel quietly – and anonymously. But now and again…

“How much does he owe?” Aranok asked.

“Eight crowns.” Cargill proffered the warrant in evidence. Aranok took it, glancing up to see where the rat had got to. He was too near the wall for Aranok’s liking. The boy was vulnerable.

“Out here,” Aranok ordered him. “Now.”

“With that crazy bitch shooting at me?” he whined.

“Thül!” Cargill snapped.

Thül slunk back out into the open slowly, watching the balcony. Sensible boy. Though if this went on much longer, Allandria might struggle to see clearly across the square. He needed to wrap it up.

The warrant was clear. The business owed eight crowns in unpaid taxes and was to be closed unless payment was made in full. Eight bloody crowns. Hardly a king’s ransom – except it was.

Aranok looked up at the boy.

“What can you pay?” he asked.

“I’ve got three…” the boy answered.

“You’ve got three or you can pay three?”

“I’ve got three, sir.”

“And food?”

The boy shrugged.

“A bit.”

“Why do you care?” Thül sneered at him. “Is he yours?”

Aranok closed the ground between them in two steps, grabbed the thief by the throat and squeezed – enough to hurt, not enough to suffocate him. He pulled the angular, dirty face towards his own. Rank breath escaping yellow teeth made Aranok recoil, momentarily.

“Why do I care?” he growled.

The thief trembled. He’d definitely underestimated the draoidh’s speed.

“I care because I’ve spent a year fighting to protect him. I care because I’ve watched others die to protect him.” He stabbed a finger towards the young blacksmith. “And his parents died protecting you, you piece of shit!”

He couldn’t be sure, but Aranok suspected Thül had pissed himself. There were smatterings of applause from somewhere. He released the rat, who dropped to his knees, dramatically gasping for air. Digging some coins out of his purse, he turned to the boy.

“Here,” he said. “Ten crowns as a deposit against future work for me. Deal?”

The boy looked at the coins, up at the draoidh’s face and back down again. “Really?”

“You any good?”

“Yes, sir,” the boy nodded. “Did a lot of father’s work. Ran the business since he went away.”

“How is business?”

“Slow,” the boy answered quietly.

Aranok nodded. “So, do we have a deal?” He thrust his hand toward the boy again.

Nervously, the boy put down one sword and took the coins from Aranok’s hand, tentatively, as though they might burn. He put the other sword down to take two coins from the pile in his left hand, looking to Aranok for reassurance. He clearly didn’t like being defenceless. Aranok nodded. The boy turned to Cargill and slowly offered the hand with the bulk of the coins. Pleasingly, the thug looked to Aranok for approval. He nodded permission gravely. Cargill took the coins and gestured to Thül. They walked quickly back toward the castle, the thief looking up at Allandria as they passed underneath. She smiled and waved him off like an old friend.

Aranok clapped the boy on the shoulder and walked back towards the tavern, now very aware of being watched. It had cost him ten crowns to avoid a fight… and probably a lecture from the king. It was worth it. He really was tired. The crowd returned to life – most likely chattering in hushed tones about what they’d just seen. One man even offered a hand to shake as Aranok walked past; quite a gesture – to a draoidh. Aranok smiled and nodded politely, but didn’t take the hand. He shouldn’t have to perform a grand, charitable act before people engaged with him.

The man looked surprised, smiled nervously and ran the hand through his hair, as if that had always been his intention.

Aranok felt a hand on his elbow. He turned to find the boy looking up at him, eyes glistening. “Thank you,” he said. “I… thank you.”

“What’s your name?” Aranok asked. He tried to look comforting, but he could feel the heavy dark bags under his eyes.

“Vastin,” the boy answered.

Aranok shook his hand.

“Congratulations, Vastin. You’re the official blacksmith to the king’s envoy.”

To read about more parties and to follow our process in the SPFBO 6 Finals, please visit my SPFBO 6 Finals page!

Timy, also known as Queen Terrible Timy hails from a magical land called Hungary, born and raised in its capital city, Budapest. Books have been her refuge and best friends ever since she can remember along with music. She might be a tiny bit addicted to the latter. Timy is the owner and editor of Queen's Book Asylum. Timy is also the co-owner/manager of Storytellers On Tour, a book tour organizing service dedicated to indie SFF authors. In her free time (hah!) she likes to scribble things, collect panda stuff, go to concerts and travel.

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